And if they did get the bonus point by scoring four tries or more, your search should uncover at least a couple of Stormers supporters who might have a problem with a flyhalf who kicks too much, a centre who tackles with a straight arm, or a fullback who hoisted one high ball too many.

Others will be miffed that the team is coached by someone who was schooled in the Strand and who looks, when you have really over-imbibed, like a bigger, better looking and more amiable version of James Dalton.

This might sound far-fetched but it is not really if you consider that before this season started, the way some of us wrote (myself included, let me not deny it) about Peter Grant you might have got the impression that he would fall flat on his face from nerves before the first kick-off and have to be carried off the field.

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